The Worst Songs of All Time


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Well, this took ages to complete, but I guess it was worth the wait. Many songs that are released are not worth taking note of. There are so many songs that we haven't heard of by some of our favorite artists and bands, mostly because we only listened to the singles which they release. Therefore, even if there are bad songs among the unreleased songs, we would not know. However, this list concerns the songs that have been released. This list contains songs that are really bad and excruciatingly painful for the ears, but nevertheless gained popularity and even certain accolades. Heading the list is none other than everyone's "favorite" Justin Bieber (sorry to all the beliebers but he has four songs on the list). Some songs like Chinese Food, Facebook uh oh oh and Popozao have such extraordinarily bad titles, one wonders how they became famous. Well not everyone has awesome taste in music, I guess. 

Revered artists and bands such as Cliff Richard, Barry Manilow and The Beatles are all featured in the list and even multiplatinum artists and bands such as the Spice Girls, Britney Spears, Usher, Beyonce and the Backstreet Boys. It just goes to show that it's not just Rebecca Black or Double Take that come up with horrible songs.  Also we must not forget the film and television actors and actresses that decide that they can sing all of a sudden. Kate Winslet, Eddie Murphy and Heidi Montag are featured on this list and not to mention personalities who are celebrities by profession such as Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline. So here is the list of the worst songs of all time, and I won't say enjoy, for obvious reasons. 
  1. Justin Bieber – Baby
  2. Iselin – Chewing gum
  3. Starship – We built this city
  4. Double Take – Hot problems
  5. Rebecca Black – Friday
  6. Paul Anka & Odia Coates – (You’re) having my baby
  7. Kanye West – Bound 2
  8. Alison Gold – Chinese food
  9. Phil Collins – Sussudio
  10. The Beatles – Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da
  11. Kevin Federline – Popozao
  12. Kreayshawn – Gucci Gucci
  13. Corey Hart – Sunglasses at night
  14. Willow – Whip my hair
  15. Meatloaf – I’d do anything for love
  16. Eddie Murphy – Party all the time
  17. Baha Men – Who let the dogs out
  18. Beyonce – If I were a boy
  19. Black Lace – Agadoo
  20. Valentina Monetta – Facebook uh oh oh
  21. Billy Ray Cyrus – Achy, breaky heart
  22. Kate Winslet – What if
  23. Heidi Montag ft. Spencer Pratt – Body language
  24. Owl City – Fireflies
  25. Dawn ft. Tony Orlando – Tie a yellow ribbon round the ole oak tree
  26. Aqua – Barbie girl
  27. Rick Astley – Never gonna give you up
  28. Right Said Fred – I’m too sexy
  29. Celine Dion – My heart will go on
  30. Wham! – Wake me up before you go-go
  31. Bette Midler – From a distance
  32. Rico Suave – Gerardo
  33. Bombaluirna ft. Timmy Mallett – Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini
  34. Will Smith – Getting’ jiggy wit it
  35. Paris Hilton – Nothing in this world
  36. Vanilla Ice – Ice, ice baby
  37. Don Johnson – Heartbeat
  38. Justin Bieber ft. Chance the Rapper – Confident
  39. Cliff Richard – The millennium prayer
  40. Nicki Minaj – Stupid hoe
  41. One Direction – What makes you beautiful
  42. Taylor Swift – We are never ever getting back together
  43. Natasha Bedingfield – I wanna have your babies
  44. Britney Spears - …Baby one more time
  45. Annie Lennox – No more I love yous
  46. Justin Bieber ft. Jordin Smith – Never say never
  47. Kesha ft. 3Oh!3 – Blah, blah, blah
  48. Miley Cyrus – Adore you
  49. Los Del Rio – Macarena
  50. Carly Rae Jepsen – Call me maybe
  51. New Kids on the Block – Hangin’ tough
  52. Vengaboys – Uncle John from Jamaica
  53. Barry Manilow – Copacabana
  54. Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce – Telephone
  55. Jimmy Ray – Are you Jimmy Ray?
  56. The Offspring – Pretty fly (for a white guy)
  57. Sisqo – Thong song
  58. Aaron Carter – I want candy
  59. Justin Bieber ft. Big Sean – As long as you love me
  60. Middle of the Road – Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
  61. Eminem – My name is
  62. Britney Spears – Oops! I did it again
  63. The Cheeky Girls – The cheeky song (touch my bum)
  64. Rihanna ft. Jay-Z – Umbrella
  65. Gwen Stefani – Hollaback girl
  66. One Direction – Best song ever
  67. Backstreet Boys – Quit playing games (with my heart)
  68. Vanessa Carlton – A thousand miles
  69. Sam and the Womp – Bom bom
  70. Steps – 5,6,7,8
  71. Helen Reddy – I am woman
  72. Ricky Martin – She bangs
  73. Bobby McFerrin – Don’t worry, be happy
  74. Michael Bolton – Can I touch you there?
  75. Samantha Fox – Touch me ( I want your body)
  76. Bryan Adams – The only thing that looks good on me is you
  77. Colour Me Badd – I wanna sex you up
  78. Milli Vanilli – Baby, don’t forget my number
  79. One Direction – One thing
  80. Crash Test Dummies – Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
  81. Nicki Minaj – Your love
  82. The Beach Boys – Kokomo
  83. Limpbizkit – Rollin’
  84. Deep Blue Something – Breakfast at Tiffany’s
  85. Black Eyed Peas – My humps
  86. The Everly Brothers – All I have to do is dream
  87. Usher ft. Will.I.Am – OMG
  88. Big Time Rush ft. Snoop Dogg – Boyfriend
  89. Nikki Webster – Strawberry kisses
  90. The Fast Food Rockers – Fast food song
  91. Akon – Lonely
  92. Lou Bega – Mambo No.5
  93. Taylor Swift – We are never ever getting back together
  94. The Chordettes – Lollipop
  95. Bob the Builder – Can we fix it?
  96. Vengaboys – Boom, boom, boom, boom
  97. Spice Girls – Wannabe
  98. Soulja Boy – Crank that
  99. Selena Gomez – Come and get it
  100. Will.I.Am – I got it from my mama
Til the next chord…

At Ease!!!

1 comment:

  1. Kevin Federline made a track???? Barbie Girl....FIreflies... Wham...!!!! (How is it annoying?)...you forgot George Michael's Last Christmas....now THAT IS ONE ANNOYING SONG that's played in November and for some whackos in October... :) :) :)...

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